Dont's.

She looks like the kind of girl who will try anything once—as long she’s read about it first in the “Totally Hot!” section of Swedish Cosmopolitan.





Getting on the microphone at a Williamsburg loft party and attempting to start a fascist rally is a ballsy move, especially when you’re the only neo-Nazi there.





I’d like to think that there’s a country in Eastern Europe where everyone has a unibrow and that this guy is the biggest rap star there and his stage name translates into English as “MC Partyfun.” In reality he’s probably a comedian who shoots “viral” internet videos and makes Jamie Kennedy seem like the climaxing orgasm of comedy.




You might think that the best accessory for the young, attention-seeking homosexual would be a bag or shoes or perhaps a scarf. But you’d be wrong. It’s a Filipino midget.




This picture seems like a DO slam dunk until you take into account the v-neck-to- tuxedo-vest-to- champagne combo move and also the part where you realize his name is Garrett, he shaves his pubes, and he refers to sex with a woman as “tackling a slampig.”


- Thankyou Vice.